KoldCast TV - Space Hospital

Space Hospital - Trailer - Space Hospital

2010-01-26T15:03:00Q

SPACE HOSPITAL is a retro-futuristic web comedy about doctors and nurses stuck aboard a once-glamorous space-liner and experimental clinic, patrolling the galaxy under the whims of management in pursuit of power, love and financial solvency. / Tags: Space, Hospital, science, fiction, web, series, comedy, funny, romance, space-liner, clinic, doctors, dr., nurses, sex, relationships

Series 1/Log 0.25: The Courtship of Nurse Ratknee - Space Hospital

2010-02-01T07:02:00Q

Re: Performance evaluation and cyber-maternal reassignment as per computer assessment. >Nurse Ratknee reports to the Central Computer for a routine "confessional" and performance evaluation. Although her request to have Nurse Barbara struck down is denied, it becomes clear that the Central Computer has plans for her.

Series 1/Log 1.0 Happiest Surgeon in Space - Space Hospital

2010-02-08T20:16:01Q

Re: Timeoff Requests per Killing Aliens. >Dr. Goode suffers traumatic stress disorder on the eve of his wedding to the lovely Nurse Barbara, despite attempts to self-medicate. Chief administrator Snead tries his hand at surgery in order to impress his assistant, Maggie Morningstar.< / Tags: Space, Hospital, drunk, doctor, science, robot, comedy, animation, puppets, sci-fi, series, space, alien, pregnant, nurse, nursing, love, lost, boobs, pregnancy, girl, fight, smoking, nurses, doctors, parody, serial, short, sexy, baby, Dr.Who, fantasy, star, trek, battlestar, galactica, Star, boyfriend, girlfriend, zombies, red, dwarf, mst3k, suck, wars, MST3K, bionic, topless, Antichrist, Vlog, lusty, busty, crusty, medical, corporation, boobification, inflation, Milky, Way, central, government, android, transsexual, cross-dressing, lizard, suit

Series 1/Log 1.9: Nurse Ratknee in "I'm Pregnant" - Space Hospital - Bonus

2010-02-15T07:01:00Q

Re: Re-pregnancy?! Stay tuned... >Nurse Ratknee confronts several of her colleagues as she tries to identify the father of her baby in this footage captured and replayed by the Central Computer.

Series 1/Log 2.0: "Day of the X" - Space Hospital

2010-03-01T21:34:00Q

Re: Happy X-Mas from Space Hospital! >The crew has assembled to sing carols in celebration of an ancient holiday when a solar flare rattles the ship and sends Nurse Ratknee into labor. While the surgical team and Nurse Barbara assist in the delivery, Snead fields an incoming signal from an annoying trio of lizard kings bearing gifts from Alpha Centauri.< / Tags: Space, Hospital, drunk, doctor, science, robot, comedy, animation, puppets, sci-fi, series, space, alien, pregnant, nurse, nursing, love, lost, boobs, pregnancy, girl, fight, smoking, nurses, doctors, parody, serial, short, sexy, baby, Dr.Who, fantasy, star, trek, battlestar, galactica, Star, boyfriend, irlfriend, zombies, red, dwarf, mst3k, suck, wars, MST3K, bionic, topless, antichrist, Vlog, lusty, busty, crusty, medical, corporation, boobification, inflation, Milky, Way, central, government, android, transexual, cross-dressing, lizard, suit

Series1/Log 3: "I, Manbot" - Space Hospital

2010-03-15T15:15:00Q

Re: Robot Babies, and Bedside Procedures with Sexy Tennis Athletes. >Galactic tennis star Lindsay Austin arrives at Space Hospital to get some bionics to improve her game just as Nurse Ratknee's robot-baby is taken away from her for testing. Lovable Robot sues for custody, but in the meantime, robot-baby seems to be growing at an alarming rate!

Series 1/Log 4.0: "Fathers & Clones" - Space Hospital

2010-04-12T17:35:00Q

Re: Family Values in Workspace >Lonely and over-worked, Snead decides to grow a clone to be both son and assistant. Aknar's father checks into Space Hospital for a routine procedure and humiliates his son for laughs. It's a very special "family" episode of Space Hospital

Series 1/Log 5.0: "Reading, Writing, Reactionary" - Space Hospital

2010-04-27T01:40:00Q

Re: Book-Burning Clog in Ship's Furnace Under the influence of a "television" recovered from Neptunas 7, Dr. Omacron propagates radical ideas of simple living throughout Space Hospital, sparking violent rebellion, and winning the affection of Nurse Barbara. Quickly revising policy in order to stay one step ahead, Chief Administrator Snead and his assistant, Maggie Morningstar, announce a ban on all technology, including reading. Elsewhere, Dr. Aknar reveals his illiteracy to Nurse Ratknee, who lures him to her bedroom for phonics lessons. / Tags: Space, Hospital, drunk, doctor, science, robot, comedy, animation, puppets, sci-fi, series, space, alien, pregnant, nurse, nursing, love, lost, boobs, pregnancy, girl, fight, smoking, nurses, doctors, parody, serial, short, sexy, baby, Dr.Who, fantasy, star, trek, battlestar, galactica, Star, boyfriend, irlfriend, zombies, red, dwarf, mst3k, suck, wars, MST3K, bionic, topless, antichrist, Vlog, lusty, busty, crusty, medical, corporation, boobification, inflation, Milky, Way, central, government, android, transexual, cross-dressing, lizard, suit

Series 1/Log 6.0: "Half Dozen of the Other" - Space Hospital

2010-05-10T07:02:00Q

Re: Sex and the Single Alien-Brain Symbiote As Space hospital's Enemies plot their revenge, Nurse Barbara and Nurse Ratknee weep profusely over the injured Dr. Omacron. But how can one doctor court two nurses at once? Romance is in the air as these two pairs of lovers get to know each other over the course of one eventful and surprising evening. / Tags: Space, Hospital, drunk, doctor, science, robot, comedy, animation, puppets, sci-fi, series, space, alien, pregnant, nurse, nursing, love, lost, boobs, pregnancy, girl, fight, smoking, nurses, doctors, parody, serial, short, sexy, baby, Dr.Who, fantasy, star, trek, battlestar, galactica, Star, boyfriend, irlfriend, zombies, red, dwarf, mst3k, suck, wars, MST3K, bionic, topless, antichrist, Vlog, lusty, busty, crusty, medical, corporation, boobification, inflation, Milky, Way, central, government, android, transexual, cross-dressing, lizard, suit

Series 1/Log 7.0: "Oma-gone" - Space Hospital

2010-05-27T15:12:00Q

Re: Proper Disposal of Dead Crewmembers As Space Hospital mourns the loss of a friend, a Centrality spokesperson is sent to entreat the failing hospital to mend its ways or suffer the consequences. Meanwhile, Chief Administrator Snead and Chief Surgeon Goode test the boundaries of their friendship, and Omacron's assassin is brought to justice. SEASON FINALE! / Tags: Space, Hospital, drunk, doctor, science, robot, comedy, animation, puppets, sci-fi, series, space, alien, pregnant, nurse, nursing, love, lost, boobs, pregnancy, girl, fight, smoking, nurses, doctors, parody, serial, short, sexy, baby, Dr.Who, fantasy, star, trek, battlestar, galactica, Star, boyfriend, irlfriend, zombies, red, dwarf, mst3k, suck, wars, MST3K, bionic, topless, antichrist, Vlog, lusty, busty, crusty, medical, corporation, boobification, inflation, Milky, Way, central, government, android, transexual, cross-dressing, lizard, suit

Series 2/Prolog 0.5 - Confessions in Purgatory - Space Hospital

2010-11-01T15:33:00Q

Re: Old Flames and New Procedures Nurse Ratknee's lack-of-progress report to the Central Computer reveals personal achievement and failure, as well as the altered state of morale and crew as Space Hospital hangs in limbo. / Tags: Space, Hospital, drunk, doctor, science, robot, comedy, animation, puppets, sci-fi, series, space, alien, pregnant, nurse, nursing, love, lost, boobs, pregnancy, girl, fight, smoking, nurses, doctors, parody, serial, short, sexy, baby, Dr.Who, fantasy, star, trek, battlestar, galactica, Star, boyfriend, irlfriend, zombies, red, dwarf, mst3k, suck, wars, MST3K, bionic, topless, antichrist, Vlog, lusty, busty, crusty, medical, corporation, boobification, inflation, Milky, Way, central, government, android, transexual, cross-dressing, lizard, suit

Series 2/Log 1.0 - The Great Ape Race - Space Hospital

2010-11-08T07:02:00Q

Re: Evolution: Fact or Fancy? In a desperate race to save Space Hospital from the scrap-heap, recently demoted Snead hatches a plan to save a nearby space station and make heroes of himself and the crew. Unfortunately, the Central Computer, newly appointed Commander Plodd, and rival practitioners "Ape Hospital" stand to foil his plan. / Tags: Space, Hospital, drunk, doctor, science, robot, comedy, animation, puppets, sci-fi, series, space, alien, pregnant, nurse, nursing, love, lost, boobs, pregnancy, girl, fight, smoking, nurses, doctors, parody, serial, short, sexy, baby, Dr.Who, fantasy, star, trek, battlestar, galactica, Star, boyfriend, irlfriend, zombies, red, dwarf, mst3k, suck, wars, MST3K, bionic, topless, antichrist, Vlog, lusty, busty, crusty, medical, corporation, boobification, inflation, Milky, Way, central, government, android, transexual, cross-dressing, lizard, suit

Series 2/Log 2.0 - Curse of the Draco: Part 1 - Space Hospital

2010-11-15T17:14:00Q

Re: Implementing technology in hostile situations. Love revisits Space Hospital with a vengeance, dark and ominous. Nurse Ratknee's old rival returns with a new suitor and a poorly kept secret. Yeoman Long reveals the true circumstance of her recent engagement as newest crew member, and is unexpectedly reunited with an (emotionally) distant relative. Meanwhile, the ship is left vulnerable to attacking Draconoid forces while drifting all too close to an ominous dark nebula. / Tags: Space, Hospital, drunk, doctor, science, robot, comedy, animation, puppets, sci-fi, series, space, alien, pregnant, nurse, nursing, love, lost, boobs, pregnancy, girl, fight, smoking, nurses, doctors, parody, serial, short, sexy, baby, Dr.Who, fantasy, star, trek, battlestar, galactica, Star, boyfriend, irlfriend, zombies, red, dwarf, mst3k, suck, wars, MST3K, bionic, topless, antichrist, Vlog, lusty, busty, crusty, medical, corporation, boobification, inflation, Milky, Way, central, government, android, transexual, cross-dressing, lizard, suit

Series 2/Log 2.5 - Curse of the Draco: Part 2 - Space Hospital

2010-11-22T07:01:00Q

Re: Potential Hallucinatory effects of Battle Fatigue. Newly appointed Dr. Drake must navigate the murky recesses of Dr. Goode's mind just as Space Hospital attempts to navigate the murky outskirts of the dark nebula while bombarded by the relentless Dracos. Now reunited with her half-robot offspring, Nurse Ratknee reveals a further truth with frighteningly technological implications for a troubled and confused Yeoman Lindsay Long. / Tags: Space, Hospital, drunk, doctor, science, robot, comedy, animation, puppets, sci-fi, series, space, alien, pregnant, nurse, nursing, love, lost, boobs, pregnancy, girl, fight, smoking, nurses, doctors, parody, serial, short, sexy, baby, Dr.Who, fantasy, star, trek, battlestar, galactica, Star, boyfriend, irlfriend, zombies, red, dwarf, mst3k, suck, wars, MST3K, bionic, topless, antichrist, Vlog, lusty, busty, crusty, medical, corporation, boobification, inflation, Milky, Way, central, government, android, transexual, cross-dressing, lizard, suit

Series 2/Log 3 - "Nebulous!" - Space Hospital

2010-12-06T17:32:00Q

Re: Hospital Policy Regarding Unauthorized Early Retirement of Nurses. As the hospital ship drifts deeper into the misty corridors of the sprawling dark nebula, mysterious occurrences threaten the sanity and very lives of the crew, not to mention a precarious relationship or two. Investigation uncovers more than one skeletal revelation in long forgotten cupboards, with assurances of more to follow. Some must face their sorted past. Others their murky future. None are safe. / Tags: Space, Hospital, drunk, doctor, science, robot, comedy, animation, puppets, sci-fi, series, space, alien, pregnant, nurse, nursing, love, lost, boobs, pregnancy, girl, fight, smoking, nurses, doctors, parody, serial, short, sexy, baby, Dr.Who, fantasy, star, trek, battlestar, galactica, Star, boyfriend, irlfriend, zombies, red, dwarf, mst3k, suck, wars, MST3K, bionic, topless, antichrist, Vlog, lusty, busty, crusty, medical, corporation, boobification, inflation, Milky, Way, central, government, android, transexual, cross-dressing, lizard, suit

Series 2/Log 4 - Zombies of Morgue Zero - Space Hospital

2010-12-13T08:01:01Q

Re: Pros and Cons of Transacting with Space Zombies... Veem Aknar rejoins the crew to lend a skillful hand, as shaky un-dead relations culminate in a zombie showdown with explosive consequences. / Tags: Space, Hospital, drunk, doctor, science, robot, comedy, animation, puppets, sci-fi, series, space, alien, pregnant, nurse, nursing, love, lost, boobs, pregnancy, girl, fight, smoking, nurses, doctors, parody, serial, short, sexy, baby, Dr.Who, fantasy, star, trek, battlestar, galactica, Star, boyfriend, girlfriend, zombies, red, dwarf, mst3k, suck, wars, MST3K, bionic, topless, antichrist, Vlog, lusty, busty, crusty, medical, corporation, boobification, inflation, Milky, Way, central, government, android, transexual, cross-dressing, lizard, suit, morgue, zero

Series 2/Log 5: "The Return of Omacron" - Space Hospital

2011-04-04T08:01:00Q

Re: Proper conduct in the breakroom... Space Hospital reaches the center of the dark star nebula, where a harsh judgment awaits the already beleaguered crew. Who will rise to challenge the moral authority set before them? Who indeed. / Tags: Space, Hospital, drunk, doctor, science, robot, comedy, animation, puppets, sci-fi, series, space, alien, pregnant, nurse, nursing, love, lost, boobs, pregnancy, girl, fight, smoking, nurses, doctors, parody, serial, short, sexy, baby, Dr.Who, fantasy, star, trek, battlestar, galactica, Star, boyfriend, girlfriend, zombies, red, dwarf, mst3k, suck, wars, MST3K, bionic, topless, antichrist, Vlog, lusty, busty, crusty, medical, corporation, boobification, inflation, Milky, Way, central, government, android, transexual, cross-dressing, lizard, suit, morgue, zero

Series 2/Log 6: "As the Worm Turns" - Space Hospital

2011-04-18T08:00:00Q

Re: Deep Space Cuisine on a Budget... As Space Hospital is threatened with absorption into the digestive tract of a giant space mollusk, a slightly less sinister threat still stalks the shadowy halls of the ship, making hapless nurses its victim. Can the newly revived Doctor Omacron cheat fate and save the crew? / Tags: Space, Hospital, drunk, doctor, science, robot, comedy, animation, puppets, sci-fi, series, space, alien, pregnant, nurse, nursing, love, lost, boobs, pregnancy, girl, fight, smoking, nurses, doctors, parody, serial, short, sexy, baby, Dr.Who, fantasy, star, trek, battlestar, galactica, Star, boyfriend, girlfriend, zombies, red, dwarf, mst3k, suck, wars, MST3K, bionic, topless, antichrist, Vlog, lusty, busty, crusty, medical, corporation, boobification, inflation, Milky, Way, central, government, android, transexual, cross-dressing, lizard, suit, morgue, zero, worm

Series 2/Log 7: "The Egg and I" - Space Hospital

2011-05-11T08:00:00Q

Re: Giant Easter Egg, minus Easter... Space Hospital gets religion in the form of a Sexy Nun and her cyborg valet, just as Nurse Barbara battles depression over her recent maternal disaster. Meanwhile, Yeoman Long ponders the true meaning of her death, resurrection and return to the hospital and the unsettling secrets hidden deep in her own programming. / Tags: Space, Hospital, drunk, doctor, science, robot, comedy, animation, puppets, sci-fi, series, space, alien, pregnant, nurse, nursing, love, lost, boobs, pregnancy, girl, fight, smoking, nurses, doctors, parody, serial, short, sexy, baby, Dr.Who, fantasy, star, trek, battlestar, galactica, Star, boyfriend, girlfriend, zombies, red, dwarf, mst3k, suck, wars, MST3K, bionic, topless, antichrist, Vlog, lusty, busty, crusty, medical, corporation, boobification, inflation, Milky, Way, central, government, android, transexual, cross-dressing, lizard, suit, morgue, zero, worm

Series 2/Log 8: "The Buckfire Chronicles" - Space Hospital

2011-10-31T08:01:00Q

Just as Space Hospital finally emerges from the dark star nebula, salacious Sister Hilly seeks to exact revenge upon the unwitting crew. Barbara Arbara faces the most critical choice of her career: give up and forget her unborn mutant offspring, or leave the safety of Space Hospital in a risky bid to recover the egg. Will she find the help she needs in dashing and daringly punctual shuttle pilot Joe Buckfire? Meanwhile, Lindsay Long explores deep within the belly of the hospital in search of the meaning of her own existence. / Tags: Space, Hospital, drunk, doctor, science, robot, comedy, animation, puppets, sci-fi, series, space, alien, pregnant, nurse, nursing, love, lost, boobs, pregnancy, girl, fight, smoking, nurses, doctors, parody, serial, short, sexy, baby, Dr.Who, fantasy, star, trek, battlestar, galactica, Star, boyfriend, girlfriend, zombies, red, dwarf, mst3k, suck, wars, MST3K, bionic, topless, antichrist, Vlog, lusty, busty, crusty, medical, corporation, boobification, inflation, Milky, Way, central, government, android, transexual, cross-dressing, lizard, suit, morgue, zero, worm

Series 2/Log 9: "Ghost in the Ointment" - Space Hospital

2011-11-14T07:59:01Q

Re: Null Space (8-bit Odyssey Through)... Special guest star Frank Conniff (Mystery Science Theater, Cinematic Titanic) welcomes the crew to Re-Earth in the first of two appearances this season as President Magnavision. Ape Hospital races to rescue the besieged Space Hospital and to escort Prince Plodd and crew to Re-Earth as the staff braces for re-assignment and uncertain futures. Meanwhile, Lyndsay Long finally uncovers the dark secret of her mysterious resurrection and its ramifications for the future of the technologically marvelous Re-Earth. / Tags: Space, Hospital, drunk, doctor, science, robot, comedy, animation, puppets, sci-fi, series, space, alien, pregnant, nurse, nursing, love, lost, boobs, pregnancy, girl, fight, smoking, nurses, doctors, parody, serial, short, sexy, baby, Dr.Who, fantasy, star, trek, battlestar, galactica, Star, boyfriend, girlfriend, zombies, red, dwarf, mst3k, suck, wars, MST3K, bionic, topless, antichrist, Vlog, lusty, busty, crusty, medical, corporation, boobification, inflation, Milky, Way, central, government, android, transexual, cross-dressing, lizard, suit, morgue, zero, worm

Series 2/Log 10 "Savior Machine [Part One]" - Space Hospital

2011-11-22T08:00:00Q

Re: Interfacing with Messianic Automatons... New foes make way for old friends in a reunion of body and mind that has festered within the circuits and diodes of Space Hospital for far too long. But can Lindsay Long live up to the expectations of her new found family? Meanwhile, Nurse Ratknee spends some quality time with Dr. Drake only to discover that her dracomorph lover may no longer be all he was cracked up to be. / Tags: Space, Hospital, drunk, doctor, science, robot, comedy, animation, puppets, sci-fi, series, space, alien, pregnant, nurse, nursing, love, lost, boobs, pregnancy, girl, fight, smoking, nurses, doctors, parody, serial, short, sexy, baby, Dr.Who, fantasy, star, trek, battlestar, galactica, Star, boyfriend, girlfriend, zombies, red, dwarf, mst3k, suck, wars, MST3K, bionic, topless, antichrist, Vlog, lusty, busty, crusty, medical, corporation, boobification, inflation, Milky, Way, central, government, android, transexual, cross-dressing, lizard, suit, morgue, zero, worm

Series 2/Log 10.5 "Savior Machine [Part Two]" - Space Hospital

2011-11-28T17:00:00Q

Re: Used Space Hospitals (Recycling of)... Special guest star Frank Conniff of (Mystery Science Theater, Cinematic Titanic) returns as President Magnavision in the thrilling conclusion of Series 2! As the crew of Space Hospital awaits disintegration at the hands of the thrifty and practical Centrality, a centuries-old computer virus in the form of company founder Bill Ubiquitous faces off against Omacron, Lindsay and the leader of Blue Zone himself, President Magnavision, in a moment of truth that could effect the future of Re-Earth and perhaps humanity itself. Meanwhile, Nurse Ratknee and Lovable Robot storm Sister Hilly's rectory in a daring attempt to rescue Barbara Arbara. / Tags: Space, Hospital, drunk, doctor, science, robot, comedy, animation, puppets, sci-fi, series, space, alien, pregnant, nurse, nursing, love, lost, boobs, pregnancy, girl, fight, smoking, nurses, doctors, parody, serial, short, sexy, baby, Dr.Who, fantasy, star, trek, battlestar, galactica, Star, boyfriend, girlfriend, zombies, red, dwarf, mst3k, suck, wars, MST3K, bionic, topless, antichrist, Vlog, lusty, busty, crusty, medical, corporation, boobification, inflation, Milky, Way, central, government, android, transexual, cross-dressing, lizard, suit, morgue, zero, worm