http://www.koldcast.tv/show/assisted-living "Assisted Living" follows Dustin as he meanders through society finding one awkward situation after another. With the help of his homeless friend Bob and his guinea pig Swayze, Dustin must put his life together one piece at a time, all while sleeping on his sister's couch.

Dustin loves the ladies and he attracts the few dysfunctional women who aren't disgusted by him. His luck improves when he overcomes his depression and gets back on stage as a comedian for a burlesque nudie show, which gives him an even wider audience for his disgusting and often offensive views. en info@koldcast.tv Copyright 2012 2012-05-21T06:58:01Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/in_the_butt http://www.koldcast.tv/video/in_the_butt#When:06:58:01Z Dustin is thrown out by his girlfriend and has to live with his sister. An aspiring stand-up comedian, his awkward sense of humor doesn't bode well with his sister's structured existence. / Tags: anal sex, butt, comedy, series, dustin, white, viralfilmvideo, odd, couple, fantasy, errection, sister, sex, vibrator, koldcast 2009-02-10T13:59:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/assisted_living_trailer http://www.koldcast.tv/video/assisted_living_trailer#When:06:58:01Z A new series, ASSISTED LIVING, is about a young comic who gets thrown out by his girl and has to live with his sister while he turns his life around. / Tags: anal sex, butt, comedy, series, dustin, white, viralfilmvideo, odd, couple, fantasy, errection, sister, sex, vibrator, koldcast 2009-02-10T13:58:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/the_vibrator http://www.koldcast.tv/video/the_vibrator#When:06:58:01Z Forced to live with his sister, Dustin decides to get some "company" but instead of getting a hooker like a "normal" guy, he buys a hamster. / Tags: vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, errection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, koldcast 2009-02-10T14:00:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/the_girls_a_whore http://www.koldcast.tv/video/the_girls_a_whore#When:06:58:01Z Dustin vents to a homeless man about his situation, going on a rant to the only one who will listen to him. A homeless person named Bob. / Tags: vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, errection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, koldcast, whore 2009-02-10T14:01:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/shell_shock http://www.koldcast.tv/video/shell_shock#When:06:58:01Z Bob shows Dustin the ropes of being homeless and how to work the streets with the help of signs. / Tags: vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, errection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homless, bob, koldcast, whore 2009-02-10T14:02:01Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/an_acquired_taste http://www.koldcast.tv/video/an_acquired_taste#When:06:58:01Z Dustin heads to the beach to clean up only to find an attractive woman in a bikini. / Tags: vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, errection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy 2009-02-10T14:03:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/money_for_prostitutes http://www.koldcast.tv/video/money_for_prostitutes#When:06:58:01Z Dustin still isn't back on his feet and things get worse when he bumps into his ex's best friend Becky, and he learns that she has a new boyfriend. / Tags: vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, errection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy 2009-02-10T14:04:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/happy_ending http://www.koldcast.tv/video/happy_ending#When:06:58:01Z Dustin continues his road to recovery by actually being nice to his sister. He offers to set her up on a date with Bob, who she doesn't know is a wife murdering homeless person. / Tags: vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, errection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy 2009-02-10T14:05:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/season_2_trailer http://www.koldcast.tv/video/season_2_trailer#When:06:58:01Z "Assisted Living" is back with a second season of offensive and crude humor. Creator David J. Miller doesn't hold back and comedian Dustin White redefines awkward in his gut wrenching performance. / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, errection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy 2009-02-11T21:58:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/i_need_sex http://www.koldcast.tv/video/i_need_sex#When:06:58:01Z In the Season 2 debut Dustin gets desperate for a date he asks his sister if he can take out one of her good friends. His luck starts to change when he bumps into a super sexy girl and manages to get her phone number. But are the digits actually real? / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy 2009-02-11T22:09:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/shaving_my_pubes http://www.koldcast.tv/video/shaving_my_pubes#When:06:58:01Z Dustin looks for Bob and obsesses about his ex-girlfriend's new relationship. He considers shaving his pubes area, and writes some new quirky material for his next stand-up act. / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy 2009-02-11T22:16:01Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/a_long_talk http://www.koldcast.tv/video/a_long_talk#When:06:58:01Z Dustin picks up his sister's cell phone, and ends up in a nice 4-hour conversation. He then takes care of his sister who gets a bit too drunk. / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy 2009-02-11T22:48:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/whats_a_queef http://www.koldcast.tv/video/whats_a_queef#When:06:58:01Z Dustin runs into a cute girl and strikes up a pretty graphic conversation with her. Dustin sets Bob (the homeless guy) up on a date with his sister. How could this miss? / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy 2009-02-11T22:52:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/free_food http://www.koldcast.tv/video/free_food#When:06:58:01Z Dustin gets some free food from his friend and tells him that he wants to get back up on stage as a comedian. Dustin's sister is confirmed to go on a date with his homeless friend, with her thinking that he's a .com millionaire. / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy 2009-02-11T22:55:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/blind_dates http://www.koldcast.tv/video/blind_dates#When:06:58:01Z Dustin's sister goes on her much anticipated blind date with Bob. Dustin offends a gay guy with a rude joke, and then also goes on a blind date with a 32 year old virgin. / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy 2009-02-11T23:03:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/hot_afternoon_sex http://www.koldcast.tv/video/hot_afternoon_sex#When:06:58:01Z Dustin picks up an insanely hot waitress and manages to get her back to "his" apartment for some hot afternoon sex. The fun ends when he wakes up with what he believes is a STD and his sister kicks him out of the apartment again... / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy 2009-02-11T23:06:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/std http://www.koldcast.tv/video/std#When:06:58:01Z Dustin meets up with the homeless guy Bob and reviews his blind date with his sister. Dustin is forced to go to the free clinic to get his potential STD checked out. / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy 2009-02-11T23:37:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/sexy_doctor http://www.koldcast.tv/video/sexy_doctor#When:06:58:01Z Dustin checks into a clinic to get his potential STD checked out. Coincidentally the doctor is a hot girl who he ran into just a couple days earlier. Shortly after he tries to write a nice song about her. / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy 2009-02-11T23:47:01Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/the_std_stripper http://www.koldcast.tv/video/the_std_stripper#When:06:58:01Z Dustin discusses what STD he may have with Bob and they go looking for the hot blond who gave it to him. An argument with her father takes them to a strip club where they think she works. Same as every other aspect of his life he soon gives up. Season 2 Finale. / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy 2009-02-11T23:51:01Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/the_32_year_old_virgin_booby_call http://www.koldcast.tv/video/the_32_year_old_virgin_booby_call#When:06:58:01Z Season 3 Premiere: Dustin takes a trip down mammary lane as he calls Tara, the 32 year old virgin he met in season 2. Somehow he manages to get her to come over for a booty call, or should we say Booby Call? / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy, tits, ass 2009-04-01T12:00:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/st_peter_and_the_pearl_necklace http://www.koldcast.tv/video/st_peter_and_the_pearl_necklace#When:06:58:01Z Dustin gets the untimely news that his best friend Bob passed away and that he has to give a eulogy which he does in his typical awkward fashion. / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy, tits, ass 2009-04-08T15:00:01Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/money_for_nothing_chicks_arent_free http://www.koldcast.tv/video/money_for_nothing_chicks_arent_free#When:06:58:01Z After inheriting $58,000 from his dead formerly homeless friend Bob, Dustin decides to move back on his own, ditching his sister. / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy, tits, ass 2009-04-15T15:00:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/sister_swap http://www.koldcast.tv/video/sister_swap#When:06:58:01Z Dustin tries to track down his comedian buddy Darius, but instead, finds his older sister Mabel. / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy, tits, ass 2009-04-22T15:00:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/deluxe_apartment_in_the_sky http://www.koldcast.tv/video/deluxe_apartment_in_the_sky#When:06:58:01Z Dustin lands his dream job as a comedian at a burlesque show and then wastes some of his inheritance on a new apartment. / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy, tits, ass 2009-04-29T15:00:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/douchebags_with_money_are_hilarious http://www.koldcast.tv/video/douchebags_with_money_are_hilarious#When:06:58:01Z Dustin does his first burlesque show as a comedian and his pants give it a standing ovation. / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy, tits, ass, douche, bag, douchebag 2009-05-06T15:00:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/red_hot_annie_come_lately http://www.koldcast.tv/video/red_hot_annie_come_lately#When:06:58:01Z Red Hot Annie performs at the show and then invites herself home with Dustin. / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy, tits, ass, red, hot, Annie 2009-05-13T15:00:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/limp_as_a_sponge http://www.koldcast.tv/video/limp_as_a_sponge#When:06:58:01Z Dustin is busted for sleeping with Annie but quick thinking saves his job, for the time being. / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy, tits, ass, red, hot, Annie, limp, sponge 2009-05-20T15:00:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/wham_bam_thank_you_pam http://www.koldcast.tv/video/wham_bam_thank_you_pam#When:06:58:01Z Dustin is greeted by someone from his past, Wham Bam Pam performs. / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy, tits, ass, wham, bam, pam, daughter 2009-05-27T15:00:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/season_4_trailer http://www.koldcast.tv/video/season_4_trailer#When:06:58:01Z "Assisted Living" is back with a fourth season of offensive and crude humor. Creator David J. Miller doesn't hold back and comedian Dustin White redefines awkward in his gut wrenching performance. / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy, tits, ass, season, 4, trailer 2009-07-02T22:43:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/what_about_my_eggs http://www.koldcast.tv/video/what_about_my_eggs#When:06:58:01Z Season 4 Premiere: After losing his job, Dustin starts dating Bob's daughter Josephine who's more than a little clingy. / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy, tits, ass, season, 4, trailer, my, eggs, donor 2009-07-06T15:00:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/the_muffin_muncher http://www.koldcast.tv/video/the_muffin_muncher#When:06:58:01Z As if one crazy girlfriend wasn't enough, Dustin's best laid plans go awry when a coffee shop girl, Donna (Casey Larwood) enters the picture. / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy, tits, ass, season, 4, my, eggs, donor, muffin, muncher, cum 2009-07-13T15:00:01Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/three_way_advantage http://www.koldcast.tv/video/three_way_advantage#When:06:58:01Z Dustin's dream of a three way finally comes true but the pressure proves too much for him to handle. / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy, tits, ass, season, 4, my, eggs, donor, muffin, muncher, cum, three, way, threesome, Ménage à trois 2009-07-20T15:00:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/bad_advice http://www.koldcast.tv/video/bad_advice#When:06:58:01Z Dustin reflects on his three way experience and decides to go with the flow for a while. / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy, tits, ass, season, 4, bad, advice, muffin, muncher, cum, three, way, threesome, Ménage à trois 2009-07-27T15:00:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/the_last_supper http://www.koldcast.tv/video/the_last_supper#When:06:58:01Z Dustin joins Jo's family for dinner and learns the reason for Jo's mental issues. / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy, tits, ass, season, 4, bad, advice, muffin, muncher, cum, three, way, threesome, Ménage à trois, last, supper 2009-08-03T15:00:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/performance_anxiety http://www.koldcast.tv/video/performance_anxiety#When:06:58:01Z Dustin gets another chance to go on stage but recent events effect his performance. Donna decides her future. / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy, tits, ass, season, 4, bad, advice, muffin, muncher, cum, three, way, threesome, Ménage à trois, last, supper, performance, anxiety 2009-08-10T15:00:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/ghost_bob_world http://www.koldcast.tv/video/ghost_bob_world#When:06:58:01Z Dustin is visited from a ghostly Bob as he reaches a crossroads in his own life. Season 4 Finale. / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy, tits, ass, season, 4, bad, advice, muffin, muncher, cum, three, way, threesome, Ménage à trois, last, supper, performance, anxiety, ghost, bob, world 2009-08-17T15:01:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/season_5_trailer http://www.koldcast.tv/video/season_5_trailer#When:06:58:01Z "Assisted Living" is back with a 5th season of offensive and crude humor. Creator David J. Miller doesn't hold back and comedian Dustin White redefines awkward in his gut wrenching performance. / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy, tits, ass, season, 5, trailer 2010-01-21T17:36:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/marge_in_charge http://www.koldcast.tv/video/marge_in_charge#When:06:58:01Z Broke again with nowhere to stay Dustin turns to an old friend for help. Actually she's more of an old acquaintance, "old" being key. Season 5 Premiere. / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy, tits, ass, season, 5, trailer, mature, old, lady, kinky 2010-03-09T07:04:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/sour_puss http://www.koldcast.tv/video/sour_puss#When:06:58:01Z Dustin reflects on his roller coaster life and is encouraged when Marge offers to introduce him to her friend. / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy, tits, ass, season, 5, trailer, mature, old, lady, kinky, sour, puss, pussy 2010-03-16T07:02:00Q http://www.koldcast.tv/video/pity_the_fool http://www.koldcast.tv/video/pity_the_fool#When:06:58:01Z Dustin is sent to meet an excentric comedy guru in hopes of building confidence as a stand-up comedian. / Tags: assisted, living, vibrator, comedy, series, dustin white viralfilmvideo fantasy, erection, sister, sex, vibrator, cat, guinea pig, swayze, unemployed, homeless, bob, koldcast, whore, beach, boob, girls, hot, sexy, tits, ass, guru, stand-up, stand, up, comedian, training 2010-03-23T07:02:00Q